Tuesday, February 26, 2008
The Hitcher (Remake)
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The Good:
I do love Sean Bean - even when he's in a stinker of a movie he's still Sean Bean.
The Bad:
Sigh... where to begin. First of all - Monkey Lord, I hope you read this - MICHAEL FUCKING BAY! Why does this man think adding huge explosions and nonsensical car crashes makes everything better? IT DOES NOT.
He also added an extra character - a girl who accompanies the main character.
He added all sorts of crazy typical Bay insanity.
He wrote out the ONE scene from the original that I thought would be totally up his alley, got rid of everything that made the original movie good - and ended up with a crap fest that was seriously like an hour long? What an idiot. I hope he goes sterile, his eyes fall out, and all his fingers fold backward.
Over All: Rent the original. The original is a classic. If you feel the need to abuse yourself, please, cuts and burns before you watch this movie.
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I enjoyed the original immensely. I have so far skipped this one... I think I will continue to skip it. Too bad too, I enjoy watching remakes believe it or not.
Ugh... Michael Bay.
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